The Perfect Man...

Alright, so I don't have any men in my life right now and I decided to compose a list of what I think my perfect man would be like.

Kelly's Perfect Man

Personality
1. Good sense of humour/ funny: I don't want a guy who has nothing humourous to say, and doesn't make me laugh. I love to laugh and it's probably the quickest way for someone to get on my good side.
2. Smart: I don't want someone who is dumber than a rock, but I also don't want someone who is a genius either. About my intelligence level would be great.
3. Respectful: This is self explanatory. I don't want him to be a fucking jerk and try to walk all over me.
4. Responsible: Again, self explanatory.

Looks
1. Tall: I don't want a short man, er, he can't be shorter than I am. He has to be at least 5'10. Preferably taller.
2. Muscular: I don't want a little pipsqueak as a man. He has to have some kind of muscle, and preferably abs.
3. Nice Teeth: No snaggletooth or anything for me. He has to have straight, white teeth. No exceptions.
4. Good skin/tan: He has to have smooth skin and be slightly tanned. I have nothing against pale people, but I'd like a man who has some sort of colour to his skin.
5. Thick body: Look, I don't want some skinny ass mofo, but I don't want a guy who is really fat. I want a guy who has some meat on his bones, mostly muscles.
6. Facial hair: I'm into beards and all that jazz.
7. Big, rough hands: Girly hands are not attractive at all. I don't want a man whose hands are the same size as mine and feel the same. I want a guy who has done manual labour with his hands and knows how to use them when the time comes.
8. Sexy: I mean, who doesn't want some fine ass motherfucker as a man. I know I want one.

There you have it, list list of features that I want my perfect man to have. I do feel a little shallow for having more things under looks than under personality. But I don't really care. It's what I want.

Also, I've been really busy to blog every day but I'm going to start again this week. I promise.

Since I blogged this morning, some interesting things have happened. Well, nothing too terribly interesting, but interesting nonetheless.
After I got out of my Criminal Justice class, I went back to my room because I had an hour and a half until my next class. I decided to make a pitcher of Koolaid (I chose Cherry-Pink Lemonade) and went into the bathroom to wash out the pitcher and the spoon. Just prior to this, I had come into the room and refilled the Brita water container in our fridge. Apparently I took the keys off of my belt loop and left them on my bed.

I locked my damn keys in the room.

Of course I didn’t notice this until I looked for my key and it wasn’t there. I was pissed at myself for leaving them in there. I also felt completely helpless. Now listen, I usually don’t feel that way and it bothered me. Feeling like I can’t do something is not something I dwell upon. But anyway, I had to walk all the way over to Scott (which is about 10 minutes from where I am) to get the loan key. The loan key costs $2, but whatever. Then I walked all the way back here and then to Scott again to return the stupid loan key. It was pretty mundane and tiresome.

On a good note, I got a 100 on my first Stats quiz. I’m still pissed that I didn’t get fucking credit for AP Stats last year. DAMN IT.

As you are probably well aware, my life is not the most fun or cool, but I feel like I want to blog every day for at least a year.

Just for the hell of it.
=]

Ideas...

So, I'm in class and I was thinking.
I said to myself, "Kelly, it would be a good idea to write a blog for everyday because you have to life and all that jazz."
Of course, I agreed with me. Thus, I am going to start blogging everyday just for the hell of it.

WHAT I AM WEARING:
jeans, blue shirt with cassette tapes on it, white zip up hoodie, and green Converses.

Ok, so this is just an intro to my daily blogging an I will write some more later because I haven't done anything today. I literally woke up, showered, got ready, ate pizza for breakfast, and came to class. Hopefully later will bring more interesting stuff, but we shall see.
Until then.

Procrastination....

I'm in the bloggy sort of mood right now when I should totally be reading for my class tomorrow. Eh. So far, my classes have all been good and I think that I'm going to do fine this semester. I have my Abnormal Psychology class today at 5:30 until 8:15. The good thing is that it's only once a week.

I'm excited about next year though. I'm like 95% sure that my parents are completely onboard with the whole apartment thing, but one can never be too sure with my parents.
I sent them an email about it yesterday, so I am awaiting their response. Hopefully it will be the one that I want. If they change their minds, I'll have to live on campus with some random people while my friends live in a kick ass apartment off campus. I mean, I'd be over there all the time anyway. Plus, it'd save oodles of money.

Tuscan adventures...

I really want to live in Tuscany, Italy.
I don't care what part, just in a small town in the Tuscan countryside.
The only thing is that I don't know how my career would work out there.
Considering I don't speak Italian.

Me thinks that I want to have a vineyard so I can make my own wine.
It seems like a pretty good business move, being that Italians drink a lot of wine.
I have been looking at homes in Italy for hours; it's pretty bad. I mean, it's not like I'm going to be able to get one soon or anything. I just want to be prepared.

I would just love to wake up every morning to the breathtaking view of the Tuscan countryside.
If it is the last thing I ever do, I will have a house in Tuscany.

I bet my life on it.